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mojocaster
01-12-2009, 01:45 PM
it comes from the land of the ice and snow.... thats right, this pickup is THE hammer of the gods... straight from valhalla into your sweet humbucking facist killing guitar box of death!!! thats right, even you with your puny girly deans and washburns can enjoy sweet gibson raunch and stank from your bridge position!

$85 and will consider some trades of gear (no pickup trades, i dont need em, seriously, i dont want your pickups and will call you names if you ask if i will trade you for a "super distortion" or your other unmanly pickups).

did i mention the tone from this pickup is GUARANTEED to get you laid? thats right, you dont hear that guarantee from seymour duncan.

All that for a Burstbucker :D

dang, Gibson's Marketing Division Manager should be calling this Craiglister!

FFOGG
01-16-2009, 05:44 PM
lol lol lol :) :)

picnic
01-16-2009, 09:08 PM
I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy

mdrs
01-17-2009, 10:18 PM
This guy is a natural at marketing!! :D